This is hilarious stuff.
Gates: The thing is, Hu, that Linux system is bad news.
Ballmer: You said it, buddy. Spawn of the devil.
Hu: What is wrong with it?
Gates: Well, for starters, it's a system put together by a bunch of hippies.
Ballmer: It's like, totally un-American.
Hu: Does that mean it doesn't work?
Gates: No, it works fine. Better than that goddam pre-release version of Vista, in fact.
Hu: So why do you dislike it so much, Mr Bill?
Gates: Well, those damn hippies just give it away.
Ballmer: It's basically, well, communistic.
Hu: (Shocked) Ah, now I see. We are totally opposed to communism too, Mr Bill. How much will you charge for 500 million Vista licences?
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