The Boyfriend, parts 1 and 2 are two of the best episodes of Seinfeld. The following hilarious dialogue is from part 2.
George: You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant...like six five.
George: What was the tallest woman you ever slept with?
Jerry: I don't know...six three.
George: Wow, god! You see this is all I think about. Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition.
Jerry: So I guess it's fair to say you've set different goals for yourself than say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these types of people.
George: Magellan? You like Magellan?
Jerry: Oh, yeah, my favourite explorer. Around the world. Come on. Who do you like?
George: I like DeSoto.
Jerry: DeSoto? What did he do?
George: Discovered the Mississippi.
Jerry: Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway.